That's a Lot of Nose Candy

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
03/22/2016 at 17:15 • Filed to: Air Crime

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Flight attendant attempting to board plane from LA to NY gets pulled aside for random screening. Proceeds to dump 70lbs of coke and run like a bat out of hell.

My favorite quote:

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:18

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Dafuq.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:20

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70lbs and she didn’t share? Greedy...


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:24

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No one got her name? Seriously? Wtf?!

And the dog in the picture looks like a hound. Why don’t more agencies use them? I have a hound of my own and there’s nothing she can’t smell.


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:24

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Ah Trojan Magnums, like buying a full-size SUV because you’re expecting.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 17:28

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That is a German Short Haired Pointer. They are awesome dogs!


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:30

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That looks like my dog!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 17:31

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I don’t see now they could not know her name if she was an employee scheduled to work the flight. They must just not have released the name.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Bytemite
03/22/2016 at 17:31

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I’m amused that they pointed out that they’re Magnums. Why not just say “condoms”??


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > JustAnotherG6
03/22/2016 at 17:32

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Does that look like your coke?


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 17:34

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It’s the TSA, what did you expect? Competent people?


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:34

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I can neither confirm nor deny...


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > Chariotoflove
03/22/2016 at 17:36

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I don’t think she was scheduled to work the flight. From the sounds of it, she was taking the flight, but using a special security checkpoint reserved for pilots/attendants.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:45

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That would make more sense. Still, it seems unlikely that she will go unidentified for long. She’d better get out of the country fast.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Jcarr
03/22/2016 at 17:50

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Never mind the coke, who tried to smuggle that dog?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Stapleface
03/22/2016 at 18:15

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Jackie Brown.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Saracen
03/22/2016 at 18:43

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maybe those are preferred by drug mules?


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Your boy, BJR
03/22/2016 at 20:37

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How is this not starred? Are there no Tarantino fans on Oppo?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
03/22/2016 at 20:42

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I suppose not